How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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