too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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