Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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