all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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