I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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