4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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