I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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