You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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