I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Panties = found
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