i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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