I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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