My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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