awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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