omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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