i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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