do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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