How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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