Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize