He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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