Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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