He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Did I show you my penis last night?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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