AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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