My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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