He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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