As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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