He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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