Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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