apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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