i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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