If i come over, it means nothing
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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