I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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