dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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