I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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