Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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