she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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