Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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