And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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