Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
fuck your aforementioned shoe
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
