Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
