I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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