Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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