So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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