She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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