Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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