I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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