omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He did a backflip because drugs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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