Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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