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(203): View more from Connecticut

i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

(813): View more from Florida

morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

(203): View more from Connecticut

oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(231): View more from Michigan

so then she threw up in his asshole

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yep..that'll do it.

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(360): View more from Washington

Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm turning into an adult here.

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Adults touch each other's special zones.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.

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