sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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