then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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