the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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