But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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