Where is the hickey?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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