I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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