I'm really into asian looking animals
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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