he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Two words: nipple clamps
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