are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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